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My name is Fiona and this is my internet web log.
I live in Worthing with one baby and one husband. I also have a full time job, and not enough time to write anything much in this space here.
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Monthly Archives: March 2007
Finally the book deal!
I am in a BOOK with Anna Pickard of Little Red Boat. Okay? A REAL BOOK. (It is so different from all those FAKE books I have been in over the years.) Also in the book is Petite Anglaise (who they interviewed on Radio 4 and who, therefore IS A CELEBRITY.) And, my favourite livid [...]
Posted in Stuff 6 Comments
Can’t. Breathe. Still. Bright. Red.
I have discovered a new way of procrastinating. It is called ‘a diet.’ It started innocently enough, redeeming a voucher for a free Slim Fast, having a salad (no dressing) for lunch. And now it has got out of hand. I have been to the gym, for OVER AN HOUR. Oh dear. I haven’t weighed [...]
Posted in Sports 2 Comments
Fake live blogging
9am: Today is sunny and nice and I am going to do lots of work and then go out to eat in the evening. First I will shower, then I will check the post to find lots of things for me (I ‘won’ something on ebay the other day, someone else has kindly offered to [...]
Weeping
Dear internet, please all go and choose your funny entries to send them to Mike at Troubled Diva. I’m sure you’ve heard all about it many times now, so I won’t go into it – but he’s making a charitable book of FUNNY blog entries, for funny charities. Oh. No, just "charities" is what I [...]
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My laziness ate my blog